Posts Tagged ‘ funny ’

Every Girl’s Dream is to…

June 18, 2015
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Every Girl’s Dream is to…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy… Please, every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat! ~~Share a Laugh… Get more Funny Quotes~~

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The New Way Of Fasting…

March 7, 2015
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The New Way Of Fasting…

The new way of fasting… No Mobile No Facebook No Electricity No Internet No Bike No Whatsapp No TV Try fasting this way… God will come to earth and say to you, “Stop it now Child, are you going to make me cry Dear!”

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Friday is like Dating… Saturday is like…

November 1, 2014
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Friday is like Dating… Saturday is like…

Friday is like Dating… Saturday is like Marriage… Sunday is like Honeymoon… And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!!!

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Pizza is the only Love Triangle I ever want!

June 22, 2014
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Pizza is the only Love Triangle I ever want!

Pizza is the only Love Triangle I ever want.

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I Am In A Relationship With…

April 13, 2014
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I Am In A Relationship With…

I am in a relationship with… Food! 🙂 Bring a Smile on your Beautiful Face 🙂

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Silence is Suspicious!!!

March 16, 2014
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Silence is Suspicious!!!

Silence is Golden… Unless you have Kids, Then silence is just Suspicious.

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If you have a “Magnetic” personality…

July 28, 2013
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If you have a “Magnetic” personality…

If you have a “Magnetic” personality and yet people don’t get attracted to you, it’s not your fault… They have “Iron” deficiency in their bodies…

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A Positive Attitude…

July 3, 2013
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A Positive Attitude…

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worthwhile…

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A Father’s Love For His Daughter…

June 20, 2013
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A Father’s Love For His Daughter…

Rules For Dating My Daughter 1.       Get a job. 2.       Understand that I don’t like you. 3.       I’m everywhere. 4.       You hurt her, I hurt you. 5.       Be home 30 minutes early. 6.       Get a lawyer. 7.       If you lie to me, I will find out. 8.       She’s my princess, not your conquest. 9.      ...

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Biggest Question on Monday Mornings…

April 8, 2013
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Biggest Question on Monday Mornings…

The biggest question on a Monday morning… Where did the Weekend GO??? 🙂 🙂 🙂 ~~Gear up for this new week with  More of Humor~~

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Funny: IT Employees

April 4, 2013
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Funny: IT Employees

Years ago, People sacrificing their Friends, Family, Fun, Food, Laughter, Sleep & other Joys of life were called “SANYASIS” Now they are called IT Employees… ~~Work  &  Humor~~

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Effect of Woman on Man’s Life

March 18, 2013
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Effect of Woman on Man’s Life

A man Before Marriage is Spider man After Seeing a Girl he is Super Man On Marriage he is Gentle Man After Marriage he is Watch Man After 10 Years of Marriage he is Dober Man!!! ~~Get More of Humor~~

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Humor : I’m not LAZY…

February 23, 2013
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Humor : I’m not LAZY…

I’m not lazy!!! I just rest before I get tired… ~~Get more Humor~~

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This is Business!

February 21, 2013
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This is Business!

Here is a story that has humor and a lesson. Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No! Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: Then okay. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No! Dad: My son is...

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Funny Quote

January 29, 2013
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Funny Quote

I’m warning you. Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Kung fu, Judo, Tae Kwon Do, Jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words! ~~Enjoy more Funny quotes that lighten you mood~~ Refresh your mind, body and soul with thought provoking Inspirational & Motivational quotes…

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Funny-We Learn From Our Mistakes

January 27, 2013
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Funny-We Learn From Our Mistakes

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible. I’ll soon be a genius! ~~Laugh–Smile–Refresh your Mind & Soul~~

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Funny Quote – Am I the ONLY One?

January 19, 2013
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Funny Quote – Am I the ONLY One?

Am I the only one who has Never seen anyone in real life slip over a BANANA? ~ Rib Tickling Quotes and Thoughts to start your day ~ ~ Share and Brighten others day with Funny and Humorous Thoughts ~ All under one roof with HealthyThoughts ~

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Funny-Humor-Thoughts ~ Before You Criticize Someone…

January 19, 2013
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Funny-Humor-Thoughts ~ Before You Criticize Someone…

Before you CRITICIZE someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away from them and you’ll have their Shoes! Refresh your weekends with more Funny / Humor Thoughts ~ Good things in Life starts with HealthyThoughts ~ Share with your Family and Friends ~

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Funny: Mobile-The Killer!!!

December 29, 2012
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Funny: Mobile-The Killer!!!

With the birth of mobile phone, so many other devices died… Let’s pay homage to the watch, calculator, camera, torch, radio, MP3, letters, emails and above all these things, our peace of mind!!! ~Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Thoughts and Pictures that Refresh your Mind, Body and Soul~ Funny Quotes / Humor

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Men and Women

December 27, 2012
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Men and Women

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don’t really mean it either.

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The Thinking Place…

December 26, 2012
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The Thinking Place…

Shower- The place of thoughts and Decision making.

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Happiness and Shopping

December 25, 2012
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Happiness and Shopping

Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping 😉

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Until You Fall In Love…

December 23, 2012
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Until You Fall In Love…

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth Until You Fall in Love.

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During an Exam…

December 8, 2012
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During an Exam…

During an Exam, People look up for Inspiration, Look down in desperation AND Left and Right for more Information…

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Advise is…

September 1, 2012
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Advise is…

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn’t!!!

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