A Father’s Love For His Daughter…

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Rules For Dating My Daughter

1.       Get a job.
2.       Understand that I don’t like you.
3.       I’m everywhere.
4.       You hurt her, I hurt you.
5.       Be home 30 minutes early.
6.       Get a lawyer.
7.       If you lie to me, I will find out.
8.       She’s my princess, not your conquest.
9.       I don’t mind going back to jail.
10.     Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.

~~Family Quotes~~

~~Funny Quotes~~

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For All Of You Who GOSSIP About Me…

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For all of you who GOSSIP about me:

THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

~~Get more Funny Quotes~~

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist…

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were busy

arguing about the glass of water,

I drank it!

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

:: Learn more lessons of life, in a lighter way :: Humor & Funny Thoughts::

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Biggest Question on Monday Mornings…

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The biggest question on a Monday morning…

Where did the Weekend GO???

:) :) :)

~~Gear up for this new week with  More of Humor~~

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Funny: IT Employees

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Years ago, People sacrificing their

Friends, Family, Fun, Food, Laughter, Sleep & other Joys of life

were called “SANYASIS”

Now they are called

IT Employees…

~~Work  &  Humor~~

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