Rules For Dating My Daughter
1. Get a job.
2. Understand that I don’t like you.
3. I’m everywhere.
4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
5. Be home 30 minutes early.
6. Get a lawyer.
7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
8. She’s my princess, not your conquest.
9. I don’t mind going back to jail.
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.
For all of you who GOSSIP about me:
THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were busy
arguing about the glass of water,
I drank it!
:: Learn more lessons of life, in a lighter way :: Humor & Funny Thoughts::
The biggest question on a Monday morning…
Where did the Weekend GO???
🙂 🙂 🙂
~~Gear up for this new week with More of Humor~~
Years ago, People sacrificing their
Friends, Family, Fun, Food, Laughter, Sleep & other Joys of life
were called “SANYASIS”
Now they are called
~~Work & Humor~~