Category Archives: Humor

Every Girl’s Dream is to…

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Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy… Please, every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat! ~~Share a Laugh… Get more Funny Quotes~~

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The New Way Of Fasting…

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The new way of fasting… No Mobile No Facebook No Electricity No Internet No Bike No Whatsapp No TV Try fasting this way… God will come to earth and say to you, “Stop it now Child, are you going to … Continue reading

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I am Not a Facebook Status!

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I do not mind if others do not like me. After all, I am not a Facebook Status. ~~Facts of life~~ ~~Self Motivating Quotes~~ ~~Have some humor in life~~

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Friday is like Dating… Saturday is like…

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Friday is like Dating… Saturday is like Marriage… Sunday is like Honeymoon… And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!!!

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Pizza is the only Love Triangle I ever want!

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Pizza is the only Love Triangle I ever want.

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People Usually Reject Expensive Things Because They Cannot Afford Them!

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Do not feel bad if someone rejects you… People usually reject expensive things because they cannot afford them!

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I Am In A Relationship With…

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I am in a relationship with… Food! 🙂 Bring a Smile on your Beautiful Face 🙂

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Silence is Suspicious!!!

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Silence is Golden… Unless you have Kids, Then silence is just Suspicious.

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If you have a “Magnetic” personality…

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If you have a “Magnetic” personality and yet people don’t get attracted to you, it’s not your fault… They have “Iron” deficiency in their bodies…

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A Positive Attitude…

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worthwhile…

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A Father’s Love For His Daughter…

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Rules For Dating My Daughter 1.       Get a job. 2.       Understand that I don’t like you. 3.       I’m everywhere. 4.       You hurt her, I hurt you. 5.       Be home 30 minutes early. 6.       Get a lawyer. 7.       If you lie … Continue reading

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For All Of You Who GOSSIP About Me…

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For all of you who GOSSIP about me: THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD! ~~Get more Funny Quotes~~

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist…

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist :: Learn more lessons of life, in a lighter way :: Humor & Funny Thoughts::

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Biggest Question on Monday Mornings…

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The biggest question on a Monday morning… Where did the Weekend GO??? 🙂 🙂 🙂 ~~Gear up for this new week with  More of Humor~~

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Funny: IT Employees

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Years ago, People sacrificing their Friends, Family, Fun, Food, Laughter, Sleep & other Joys of life were called “SANYASIS” Now they are called IT Employees… ~~Work  &  Humor~~

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Definition of Stupid

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Definition of STUPID: Knowing the truth, Seeing the truth, but still Believing the lies. ~~Quotes Related to Truth~~

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Effect of Woman on Man’s Life

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A man Before Marriage is Spider man After Seeing a Girl he is Super Man On Marriage he is Gentle Man After Marriage he is Watch Man After 10 Years of Marriage he is Dober Man!!! ~~Get More of Humor~~

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Humor : I’m not LAZY…

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I’m not lazy!!! I just rest before I get tired… ~~Get more Humor~~

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This is Business!

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Here is a story that has humor and a lesson. Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No! Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: Then okay. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I … Continue reading

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Funny – Husband & Wife

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WIFE: I have changed my mind… HUSBAND: Does the new one work??? Get more Humor ~ Refresh your Mind, Body and Soul – Inspirational & Motivational Thoughts ~

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